School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur.....
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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...
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UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA
WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA,
UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE....
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Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....
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Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
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palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
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kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain...
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Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
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Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...
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PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....
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Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
Woh powder hai nada(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....
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College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai...
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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...
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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
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Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega...
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Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
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Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
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Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
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har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon....
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Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
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Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,
Mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
Yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
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Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai,
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai,
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...
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Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,
Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye.......
Khane main khaya usne Zinga...
wah wah
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Khane main khaya usne Zinga...
wah wah
ab toh din bhar
Ring Ring Ringa, Ring Ring Ringa, Ring Ring Ringa Ringa RIng 
Cruel ant ki wajase..Haathi ke khaane main aaya Baal
wah wah
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Cruel ant ki wajase..Haathi ke khaane main aaya Baal
gaur farmayiii
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Cruel ant ki wajase..Haathi ke khaane main aaya Baal
Aye Ganpat Chal Daru Daal..
Aye Ganpat Chal Daru Daal..
Aye Zyada soda kam thoda paani mila
Thoda Table wable saaf kar dena yaar
Aye Ganpat Ganpat Ganpat Ganpat Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Dil hai to pyaar hai,
pyaar hai to Ishq hai,
Ishk hai to Mohabbat hai,
Mohabbat hai to Dard hai,
Dard hai to 'Zandu balm' Hai............
'Zandu balm' Hai to..........
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Munni badnaam hai
Ek Ladki ki Daastaaan...
bicharne k bad
Main sochti thi
Kabhi to tumhain meri wafain yaad aain gi
Kabhi to meri roti aankhain
Mera bheega lehja tumhain apni oor khainche ga
Kabhi to tum dhair saray GULLAB meri gooooooood main rakh k kaho ge
"SUNO MAIN LOUT AAYA HON"
Sochti thi kabhi to surprise do ge
Khud aa k kaho ge
"JIA MERI JIA
Tum se dori bohut jaan leva thi
Main bohut thak gia hon
Ab nahi jaon ga
Aakhri baar maaf kar do"
Sochti thi
Meri tarah na sahi
Par kabhi to mujhe yaad karte hon ge
Kabhi fursat se mere cards nikal k
Unhain dheere se cho k
Apna mobile on kar k check karte hon ge
Is aas pe k shayed
Koyi misscall meri bhi ho
Sochti thi
Drive karte hoye
Kabhi mere ghar k aage se guzar k
Mere tairus ki oor daikhte hon ge
Is umeed par k shayed main ab bhi waheen hon
Jahaan chor kar aaye the
Aur phir mujhe na pa k dil bhar aata ho ga
Kbhi to melan k lamhaat yaad aate hon ge
Mere janam din pe mujhe wish karne ko machaltay hon ge
Aur apne birthday pe mera wait karte rahe hon ge
Main sochti thi
Bicharne k bad mujeza ho gia ho
Mujhe chahton ka sela mil gia ho
Magar ye mehiz meri sochain thein
Khud saakhta ,dil k khush rakhne k liye
K aaj ,aik muddat k bad tumhain daikha
To aisa laga
Judayi k wo saffaak lamhe
Main tanha basar kar rahi thi
Aur tum pehle se ziada taza dam
Kesi dosre chehre main gum keh rahe the
"Aap bohut achi hain
Kion k mujhe achi lagti hain"
Suno yaad hai
Tum mujhe bhi yahi kehte the naa
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