Sachin Bhatia (Advocate) 19 September 2009
Criminal and Lawyer
Q: What do you call a person who assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested?
A: An accomplice.
Q: What do you call a person who assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested?
A: A Lawyer
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 20 September 2009
good bhatia ji.
with a very good morning.
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 20 September 2009
good bhatia ji.
with a very good morning.
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 20 September 2009
`I have good news and bad news,` the defense lawyer says to his client.`What`s the bad news?` The lawyer says, `Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene.` `Dammit!` cries the client. `What`s the good news?` `Well,` the lawyer says, `Your cholesterol is down to 140.`
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