An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
Thomas Fuller , M.D. , 1732
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
Diane Ackerman
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Sam Kinison
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
Lynda Barry
Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."
Erich Fromm
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
Anonymous
It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
Francois de La Rouchefoucauld
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
Anonymous
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Joan Crawford
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
James Graham
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Anonymous
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
G. K. Chesterton
Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Anonymous
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Anonymous
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Irwin Corey
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
Michel de Montaigne
