As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he is. "I am 4 years old."
"And when will you be six years old?" asks the driver.
“When I get off the bus," answers Johnny.
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An English teacher often wrote little notes on student
essays. She was working late one night, and as the
hours passed, her handwriting deteriorated.
The next day a student came to her after class with
an essay she had corrected. "I can't make out this
comment you wrote on my paper."
The teacher took the paper, and after squinting at it
for a minute, sheepishly replied, "It says that you
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"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too"
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The doctor's office was crowded as usual, but the doctor was moving
at his usual snail's pace. After waiting two hours, an old man slowly
stood up and started walking toward the door.
"Where are you going?" the receptionist called out.
"Well," he said, "I figured I'd go home and die a natural death."
