paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where
one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man
loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information
from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.
6. Conference : The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in
such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which
masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes
before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody
talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are
going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but
do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after
your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever
get to open their mouth.
