Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Anonymous
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Anonymous
Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
Cynthia Heimel
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers.
W. Somerset Maugham
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
Gloria Steinem
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katherine Hepburn
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is s*x.
Anonymous
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs.
Barbara Howar
There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
Francois de La Rouchefoucauld
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
James Holt McGavran
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
Anonymous
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
Lao-Tzu (570?-490? B.C.)
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)
To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough.
Dinah Shore
True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) -
There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) -
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
Billy Sunday
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
Anonymous
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Agnes Repplier
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Anonymous
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to help us through the never-ending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to comfort us along the way.
Marlin Finch Lupus
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Henny Youngman
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Christopher Morley
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
Robert Frost (1874-1963)
A ship is always referred to as "she" because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder.
Chester Nimitz
For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.
Robert Briffault
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
Alphonse Karr
