She Was So Blonde…
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- she tripped over a cordless phone.
- when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”, she turned around and went home.
- she thought General Motors was in the Army.
- she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
- she got stabbed during a shoot-out.
- she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
- under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics”.
- she tried to drown a fish.
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train”.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “concentrate”.
- she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DONT WALK”.
- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
- at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she put “Sagittarius”.
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
- she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
- she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
- she sold the car for gas money.
- when she saw the movie rating “NC-17: under 17 not admitted”, she went home and got 16 friends.
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
- she studied for a blood test-and failed.
