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Sachin Bhatia (Advocate)     19 October 2009

Jokes

Boss : I’M giving u job as a driver, starting salary Rs. 2000/- is it o.k. for U.

Santa: you r great sir ! starting salary is O.K. but how much is my driving salary ?

Interview : wt is ur qualification ?

santa: sir I’m Ph.d.

Interviewer : wt do u mean by Ph.d.

santa: (smiling)Passed High School with Difficulty.

Interviewer : just imagine ur in the 3rd floor, it caught fire & how will u escape ?

santa : it’s simple sir I will stop my imagination?

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park, Girl: plz ye sab shadi se pehle…..

santa: don’t worry darling, I’M already married.

Sardar proposed a Girl; Girl said I’m 1 year elder than you Sardar oye balle balle no problem soniye, I’ll marry you next year.

American : In our Country marriage takes place even with E-mail.

Santa: hey bai In india it is only with female.

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. when a person asked what he was doing he said oye.. higher studies yaar….



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Santa is great

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     20 October 2009

santa te sardar...hun pathan bhi !

wah bhy wah


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