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Suchitra. S (Advocate) 10 April 2010

African Jokes/signs that you won't find except in Africa

In a restaurant in Zambia:"Open seven days a week and weekends."

On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:"No tresspassing
without permission."

On a window of a Nigerian shop:"Why go elsewhere to be cheated
when you can come here?."

On a poster in Ghana:"Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can help."

In a hotel in Mozambique:"Visitors are expected to complain at the
office between the hours of 9.00 am and 11.00am daily."

On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo: "Take note: When
this sign is submerged, the river is impassable."

In a Zimbabwean restaurant:"Customers who find our waitresses
rude ought to see the manager."

A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public toilet:"Risk of electric
shock-Do not activate with wet hands."

In a Botswana jewellery shop:"Ears pierced while you wait."

On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leonne hospital:"Mental Health
Prevention Centre."

In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania:"No children allowed!"

In a cemetery in Uganda:"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers
from any but their graves.

In a Malawi hotel:"It is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are
not a person to do such a thing, please don't read this notice."

A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park: "It is strictly
forbidden on our camping site that people of different s*x, for instance a man and woman, live together in one tent unless they are married to each other for that purpose."

In a Namibian nightclub:"Ladies are not allowed to have children in the
bar."

In a photo studio in Chitungwiza(Zimbabwe):"Photos taken while you wait"

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6 Replies

mahendrakumar (marketing) 10 April 2010

very nice suchitra

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 10 April 2010

ha ha haha

G. ARAVINTHAN (Legal Consultant / Solicitor) 10 April 2010

can you post Indian English too like this

Kiran Kumar (Lawyer) 10 April 2010

Madam ko jokes bhi aate hain.........

Alice Santhiya (Student CA (Final) CS (Final)) 10 April 2010

Hi Hi...

Gundlapallis (Advocate) 11 April 2010

My God - Suchitraji plz dont ever go to Africa we cannot bear you if you catch up 'that' language.and continue advising forum members / users.

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