Inspector to Santa: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Santa: Mere pair upar aur shir neeche kar ke faansi de do!!!!!!!!!!!!
Father Asked Him: Yeh kya hai?
Santa Replies: Teacher ke paas stars khatam ho gaye thay iss liye unhone mujhe aande de diye.!!!!!!!!!