April Fool of Indian Husbands & Courts 24 x 7 x 365
I Always wanted to write this from past so many years but was missing the date 1st April, due to some or the other work.
On 1st April one makes a prank on a victim mislead him and later he discovers that he is been made a bakra. Husbands and the Indian Courts are the biggest Victims of Pranks year on year. 7 years ago, it was tough to prove your point that 498a is misused widely, as every time husbands were told that it was an exception case of their suffering, otherwise in every other house the wife suffers. Now thanks to RTI, Hon’ble Supreme Courts’ intervention, Malimath committee report, media and NCRB data the real picture is out.
Only S. 498a with S. 406 (both IPC) is filed when wife is alive hence don’t mix it up with dowry death for arguing (especially Mr. Bhartiya no. 1 or whatever your current pseudo name is all about). Now, in the court rooms, if only 2% conviction rate is what S. 498a IPC over the years have given, that means that 98% of the times the 498a was not qualified due to irrelevant evidences hence Bharat Ratna DV was born. And well 80% of the times prima facie, the evidence were not found and the in-laws were released immediately after arrests due to un-qualifying and fraudulent charges. But with damage already done on the image of the god fearing husbands’ family. In other words they were already punned and ld. magistrates fooled along with the husbands’ family with a presentation of false cases. The only way out from the non compoundable cases was to succumb to the alimony and settlement blackmail from the bride. Come in picture super hero and super heroines as mediators gate crashing for next Padma awards!
It was always found out the case was very weak and a byproduct of ego and misunderstanding of a stubborn bahu and more of an output out of an agenda to teach a lesson to the Indian husband. But the police as a protocol or due to pressure from above or lets face it 99% of the times motivated by money reported a case to the ld. magistrate as a duty, on the false complain of a bride. This prank has its cascading effect. The bride with or without lawyers tells her false sob story to the police (1st level fooling), police by close probing the so called aggrieved bride suggested a auto pilot story in making a new evidence against the hubby (brainstorming in other words) to make a case (2nd level fooling). The case presented to the husbands family for arrests and then the same presented to the ld. magistrate for bailing out. Statistics show that out of every 100 cases, 98 cases suggest that they are motivated and intended for settlement and they meet that fate, in the process they breed false stats waste the hon’ble court’s time and fool the husbands and ld. judges by calling innocents as oppressors thus further add on stats and then use the same stats to further harass new families. Fooling Galore 24 x 7 x 365.... well someone rightly said this can only happen in apun ka Indya only………
After huge uproar of the victims, S. 498a is under a check and the suggestions are invited for improving it as recently as per initiative of Lordship Markandey Katju and now by LCI (na ji na not to be confused I expand it - Law Commission of India bhai merey), but a bigger fool of the ld. magistrate and ld. judges are being made these days directly without involving the police at 1st level and that new fooling source is for false Domestic Violence Cases and Monthly ALIMONY to the able bodied bahus.
Yes to get a Grab to the husbands property or the so called matrimonial home the DV cases are widely filed with lies and false evidences and Alimony……... well we know the truth as post 80’s born wives have made the biggest fools of the ld. courts by lying on oath that they are unemployed and depressed to work and when caught working they lie by saying that they are simply engaged in training at a company or shop for refreshing and come here just to time pass and have a chit chat during lunch hours……well, well my well in case of doubt check some of the previous LCI postings your antenna will get uni-directional tuned with mine for the first time now!
On the other hand there are guys who really lose their jobs due to stress of court cases etc. but the fooled ld. judges under sympathy make them pay through the nose. And they are labeled as liars and ld. judges shamelessly ask them to pay money (reverse dowry hai yeh toh) and brides ask for exorbitant amounts for maintenance. Successful Fooling or fooling the husband by pretending sleep. Enter some of the Lordship who say what…she is victim and you are asking for her prosecution under DP 3 com’n she needs ‘protection’ now go back to ld. trial Court to get decided your 24 x 7 x 365 FATE.
The winner is the feminist metro bride (let us elevate the level on 01st. April with coining a new name to ladali bahus now), who still would cry of the bad situation of Indian women (arey bhai aam aurat nahi naam suna hai kya), and how by paying her the 'alimony', injustice of past so many centuries would be undone. I get dizzy understanding this logic of metro bride. While there are brides too who suffer and they need protection on hand there are liars and fool makers in manifolds on the other hand.
The only way out is a neutral suo-motu misuse clause which will act as a deterrent in all cases which is highly missing, Constructive solutions where estranged bride is reminded of her duties also along with husband and if required she should be educated and made job ready so that her finances are secured and the fooling of ld. judiciary 24 x 7 x 365 would stop along with the exploitation, and national time and money waste would be stopped along with a better individual feel good quotient.
But 82% tax payer is made to feel guilty for his existence as a male and the false sobbing of the 'alimony brigade' on the other end would continue with more false examples and stats of suffering thus making a fool of the family of Indian Husbands and the Indian Courts and the public who only react to stats without questioning its authenticity.
Apun ki jindagi live with metro bride ke saath saath 24 x 7 x 365 jai ho mera Bharat mahan …………
Happily celebrating 01st. April Day
Yours truly forever…………
)of @ Renuka Gupat 
