HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO ALL LCI MEMBERS
Laughter Side Of Life.
Court Scene: Husband and wife in Court battling for Divorce.
The problem was who should get the custody of the Child?
Wife sprung up and said: “Your Honor, I brought the child into this world with pain, TERAS and labor and I should have the Child in my custody”.
The Judge turns to the husband and solemnly says “What do you have to say in your defense?
The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose,
“Your Honor: If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Co-Co-Cola comes out. Whose Co-Co-Cola is it? The machine or mine?
Yeh sunke…..Wife replied: “Judge sahib… bartan mera….Dahi bhi mera…aur usme dahi jamana ke liye 2 bunde daalne se dahi bana tu fir dahi kiska..? mera ya do bund dalane vale ka huh?
Husnband replied: “typewrite mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehant maine ki, fir chithi kiska? Typewriter ki yam era?
Frustrated Judge: “ Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par custody ki naubut hi na aati!
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