Niranjan (Manager) 28 December 2009
girishankar (manager) 17 February 2010
girishankar (manager) 20 February 2010
CREDIT CARD APPLICATIONS
What it says: "We have shortened the application process..."
What it means: "We need lots of new members fast or we'll go out of business!"
What it says: "You have no predetermined credit limit..."
What it means: "We're not worried, we employ the Break Your Legs collection agency."
What it says: "Exceptional Customer Service..."
What it means: Except when you need it!
What it says: "Trained customer representatives await your call..."
What it means: "This is the part you talk into, and this is where you listen. Any questions?"
What it says: "To apply for membership, fill out this short form..."
What it means: You'll get the long form later.
What it says: "You may direct us not to share this information with anyone else..."
What it means: "Catch us, if you can!"
What it says: "We look forward to receiving your completed application. .."
What it means: "We baited the hook, let's see if anyone bites!"
What it says: "You've been pre-approved. .."
What it means: "You've been pre-approved to be Rejected!" or "We've already prepared your letter of denial."