Santa & Banta here again
Njoy
SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... Pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away **
Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said
'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
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Sardar*: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml
Now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Teacher*: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
Sardar: lara dutta marries Brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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Teacher: is line ki English banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi
Gya.
Santa: He done his work and done Dana Dan done Dana Dan....
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Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz don't sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye don't worry yaar I'll get up when he comes.!!..
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Sardar wanted to make a STD. Call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.
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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital *
Ki* jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free" hai.
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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai Saab?o
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
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One tourist from U.S.A. **Asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay Mata di.
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American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " India me to.. Shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
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When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud **I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai
jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both
copied.
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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& She is my kidney.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
