In swarg, Nehru & Patel were feeling bored, so they decided to go for outing. For permission they approached Lord Vishnu and requested for a week's programe of going to MARTYLOK and visit India, i.e. Bharat (Thanks the constitution makers, they did not write India that was Bharat).
Leave of 4 days was granted. As natural, Nehru opted for Kashmir, while Patel SOMNATH, to be visited first. However, as 47-50, Sardar being deputy succumbed to his master's desire and they reached the valley of Sheikh Abdulla's grand son.
It was evening and Nehru in his poetic ANDAZ enjoing the pleasent breez near DAL LAKE, while the Sardar was soberly listening to the passerbys and the SHIKARAWALAS. After it became dark and the air cold, they decided to use their tent for sleep and to pass the night comfortably. At midnight Nehru woke up and FOUND the Sardar also AWAKE. He pointing to the stars in the sky, started narrating the beautiful scene. When he took a pause the sardar warned him, DON'T B POETIC, SEE SOME ONE HAS STOLEN THE TENT AND THE LOUD REPORT THAT AWAKENED US INDICATES THAT THE TERRORISTS R NEARBY, WE MUST MOVE TO A SAFER PLACE, AND THEY MOVED.
