Gundlapallis (Advocate) 05 December 2009
A butcher saw a Lawyer passing by his shop one day, and asked him:
Bill. What would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat?
Lawyer replied: why? Of course, I’ll make the owner pay for it!
The butcher said: If that is so, now you owe me $15 because it is your dog.
The Lawyer replied: very well, just deduct the $15 from the $25 you owe me for the advice, I’ll collect the remaining $10 the next time I pass by here.
Adinath@Avinash Patil (advocate) 05 December 2009
VERY SMART LAWYER.
Shree. ( Advocate.) 05 December 2009
Here is another one:
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies: "Four!".
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
From court transcriptts:
Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.
Adinath@Avinash Patil (advocate) 05 December 2009
DEAR SHREE,
VERY GOOD NOW A DAYS THEASE THINGS ARE GOING EVERY DAY .
Poonam Upadhyay pathak (Advocate) 05 December 2009
Very good Sir.
N.K.Assumi (Advocate) 06 December 2009
Venkat and Shree, thats supreb!
Adv Archana Deshmukh (Practicing Advocate) 06 December 2009
Good ones... :)
mukesh (lawyer) 07 December 2009
Nice jokes!!!
DR.SANAT KUMAR DASH (Eye Specialist) 17 December 2009
VERY GOOD JOKES.
Daksh (Student) 19 December 2009
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R.K.SUNDERRAJ (LAWYER HUBLI,KARNATAKA) 10 January 2010
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