Application Form for Politicians

 Wow! Now I add something….

Application Form for Politicians

If you wish to apply please fill the attached and send on or before

Application Form for UNP/PA Politicians

Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Sri Lankan Elections

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1. Name of Candidate : _______________________

2. Present Address

   (i) Name of Jail : _______________________

   (ii) Cell Number : _______________________

3. Political Party : _______________________ (List ONLY the Last Five

parties in the Chronological (Order)

4. Sex: [ ]

   A - Male

   B - Female

   C - Chandrika

   D - Ranil/Mangala

5. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)

   A - Defected

   B - Expelled

   C - Bought out

   D - None of above

   E - All of above

6 . Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)

   A - To make money

   B - To escape court trial

   C - To grossly misuse power

   D - To serve the public

   E - I have no clue

(if you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized

Government Psychiatrist)

7. How many years of public service experience do you possess?

   A - 1-2 yrs

   B - 2-6yrs

   C - 6-15yrs

   D - 15+yrs

8. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many

Additional Sheets as you want)

9. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with

question 8)

   A - 1-2 years

   B - 2-6 years

   C - 6-15 years

   D - 15+years

10. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]

   A - Why not

   B - Of Course

   C - Definitely

   D - I deny it all

   E - I see a foreign hand.

11. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]

   A - 100-500 Crores

   B - 500-1000 Crores

   C - Overflow...

12. Do you have any developmental plans for Sri lanaka in mind? [ ]

   A - No

   B - No

   C - No

   D - No

13. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]

_______________

Thumb Impression of candidate

(Not that of the person who filled the form)

The role of politicians

The role of a modern politician is to persuade people that everything will just go on getting better, without disruption to their lives and with no effort on their part. As a general rule politicians do not lie. They just say what the majority of the population want to hear. All politicians know that they will never get elected if they tell the electorate that things will get worse. No opposition politician will make strong statements pointing out structural difficulties or impending disaster because one day they hope to be in power and so they will do nothing that might frighten the electorate. Opposition politicians are also frightened that if they question the policies of the Government that they will be asked what they would do that is different and usually they are devoid of ideas. If there was an obvious solution to a problem is it likely that it would not already have been thought of and implemented?

Very Witty........... Send it to some newspaper to publish it. They will do it surely. 

I know one such newspaper which is bold enough to do it... The Milli Gazette , India.