10 commandments of Marriage

Geetaji Good one...

I went to attend a marriage reception.

There were lots of speeches going on. A question was asked. Define 'Marriage".

The answer that got the applause was 'Marriage' is not a word. It is a sentence. A ' life sentence'.

Socrates had a bad marriage.  He  once wrote.Get married. If your wife is good, you are lucky. Otherwise become a philosopher

A couple tells to counsellor that 'they watch movie in theatre twice a week!!'

then Coucellors says 'Wow!! thats great!!'

Then husband say 'wife goes to movie on Thursday and I on Saturday!'

Husband reads an ad in the newspaper about a book out in the book stands.He rushes to the book stand

The title of the book was 'Man the Master of the House'. Hurriedly he asks the woman at the counter, where can I find the new book 'Man the Master of the House'. With a snarl she replies please try in Fiction.

Man puts up a board at his home. ' I'm the Master of this house'. under that in small print he writes. i have the permission of my wife to say so.

hai,

a good one

Husband and wife market ja rahe the .Ek ladki ne husband ko 'HI' bola..

Wife: Kaun thi woh??

Husband:   "Dimag mat kha..pehle se hi pareshan hu ki use kya batayunga ki tu kaun hain!"