Ek hotel me naye shaadi shuda jodon k liye ek line likhi hui thi:"Khidki par parde daal dijye" Aapka pyaar andha ho skta hai," Magar humara staff nahi'...
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 19 September 2010
Ek hotel me naye shaadi shuda jodon k liye ek line likhi hui thi:"Khidki par parde daal dijye" Aapka pyaar andha ho skta hai," Magar humara staff nahi'...
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 19 September 2010
Boy: Me 4 years ka hu, aur tum?
Girl: Me bhi 4 years ki hu
Boy: To fir chal na, sharmana kya?
Girl: kaha?
Boy: Polio ki dawai pine...
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 19 September 2010
Snta K Tange Nili Ho Gyi,
Dr: Zeher h Katni Padegi.
Tang Kat Kr nakli Laga Di.
2Din Bad, Nakli Tange B Nili Pad Gyi.
Dr: Ab Bimari Smjh Ayi JEANS Rang chorti h.
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 19 September 2010
Santa:-Agar Teri Bivi Ko Bhootni Lipat Jaye, To Tu Kya Karega?
Banta:-Mujhe Kya Karna ! Ye Do Behno Ka Aapsi Mamla Hai
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 19 September 2010
Pappu-Jb tmari wife gum hui to police ko kyu nhi btaya
Dipu-Q..ki jb mera scooter gum hua ta to police walo Ne 15/20 din istemal kar ke dia tha.
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 19 September 2010
Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.
Banta: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 19 September 2010
600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din mein padha ja skta hai..
WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab hai.
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 19 September 2010
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 19 September 2010
PETA offers tainted Pakistani cricketers an oppotunity to makeover their image, by appearing in dog/cat sterilisation promos!
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 19 September 2010
The maid who accused actor Shiney Ahuja of rape has turned hostile and said she wasn't
Bhartiya No. 1 (Nationalist) 19 September 2010
Sarveshji,
All nice jokes, keep it up.
“What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.”
Here, I am adding one more, hope u will not take it otherwise,
“I learned law so well; the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.” Fred Allen
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 20 September 2010
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The successful marriage depends on one simple equation..... Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties |
Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy) 20 September 2010
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Conversations 2 be remembered for lifetime 100 Cm = 1 mtr 100 Paise = 1 Rs 100 Kg = 1 Quintal and most importantly 100 Ghosts = 1 Wife |
Arvind Singh Chauhan (advocate) 20 September 2010
Ha ha thanks to make us laugh!
Bhartiya No. 1 (Nationalist) 20 September 2010
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