case no 420 ABC: supabcde is not an IIT faculty.. Supabcdefg hajir hai?
Sirji : You have too many spelling mistakes and your english is not worthy for a IIT faculty:
Defendent : i don't teach english, sir.
Sirji with aplause of audiance: Not good enough logic.
Sirji: Do you know that recently a senior faculty died at IITD, was about to retire.. had 2 daughter and 1 son, purchased plot at xyz place?
Defendent: Sorry sir, don't know.
Sirji: Honourable Judge, All these points proove that defendent is a crook and not a IIT faculty.
Judge: Defendent do you have any thing to say?
Defendent: you mean this type of logic is acceptable to court?
Judge: Why not, can you explain?
Defendent: I plead Guilty: Is there any punishment?
Judge: No. case I declare yoy guilty, that is all. case closed. Hammer down.
Friends of Defendent: Come on, we expected some fireworks, when you decided to fight your case yourself, we in great number took leave and came to witness the case. what happened, it was no fun?
Defendent: Bahut Jor se toilet laga tha. Court ka bahar chal batata hun, nehi to phir se mujhe case thok dega.
Bahar me: Yar pahle to bahut dar lag giya tha, naukri chale jayga kya? Tab Chandra Shekhar ji mejhe sms kiya mera question ka.. (3 month pahele q/a bheja tha) : No punishment. Kya karu bol. Sorry.