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geeta (chief accountant) 01 September 2012

Be ready to bang your head - hindi

Be ready to Bang your head J

Go ahead at your own risk !! :P

ZYADA DIMAG MAT LAGANA, OK ... it’s dangerous to ur health



Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi jo SITA hai)



Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI


Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)


Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :-)


Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener


Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?


Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai!


Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?


Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!



Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho...............



Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).


Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?


Ans:- adidas


Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?



Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!





Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.



Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!




Want one more...




Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??





Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans - D'cold





Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..



Ans:- D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi





Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?



Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can - go'.





Ek aur..



Q12. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...



Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha... Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe





Q13. kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???



Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!





aur chhaiye...theek hai




Q15. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???



Ans :- Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha





aakhri sawaal .....





Q16. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???



Ans :- pran jaye per bacchan na jaye



Chalo last one hai !



Q17.Kapil Dev goes to Echo point and shouts loudly "Pamolive" But there dont come any echo sound why ?


Ans:- Because Palmolive ka jawab nahi !!

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3 Replies

N.K.Assumi (Advocate) 01 September 2012

Haaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaa great Geeta.Thanks for the laughter side of life.

b man (Namaste) 02 September 2012

Dear Geeraji.

GREAT FUN. Keep posting more such stuff in the future.

Warm regards

Dr. MPS RAMANI Ph.D.[Tech.] (Scientist/Engineer) 19 September 2023

Q6: What will you call a person who wants to leave India?

Ans: Hindustan lever.

But he didn't want to leave India.

So he changed his name to Hindustan Unilever.

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