Fellas..where are you all?

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

 

hahahaha......too good...both of you.....I appreciate your response....

keep up the good work....

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A sardar always used to carry some sacks full of mud and stones on his bike and used to cross indo-pak border daily.

the military officer on duty had a suspicion that the sardar is smuggling something but he could not catch him inspite of checking him thousand times.

The sardar continued to do so for 6 months and the officer lost his temper one day.

He stopped Sardar and asked him," I know you are surely smuggling something but i could not figure it out. I am going to be retired tomorrow. please tell me what do you smuggle else this question will not let me sleep for the rest of my life.

Sardar smiled at him and said "Bikes" !