Board of Directors:
A group of persons in which an individual person can do nothing and they all gather at a particular place to agree that nothing can be done together.
An Expert:
A person who guides you with many wrong advices but in a confident manner !
A Travel Marketing executive:
A person who describes the journey to the hell in such a way that you actually look forward for a trip !
Boss:
A person who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Meeting:
It is just another excuse to avoid working on any day and time.
Office:
A place equivalent to hell but only comes with a fluorocent lighting arrangements.