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Sachin Bhatia   11 November 2009 at 18:49

Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings

Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.

6. Conference : The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which
masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Ami Parekh   11 November 2009 at 18:46

TDS F.Y. 2009 -2010

As per the chart attached Education & Higher Education cess is not applicable on payments except salary payments but still many CA say it is applicable. Dear expert please tell me about education cess applicability

I also needed TDS chart & its notes from VG mehta if available with you.

Awaiting your valuable reply
Ami

Sameer Kumar   11 November 2009 at 18:12

Succession certificate

futher to a few questions i have already asked, i would like an answer to a question regarding succession certificate, does one have to pay a fee for the certificate in case of immovable property? if so how much is the fee , and is it a percentage of the value that the plot of land was bought at , or current market valuation. to make things clear, it is not a house but a plot of land for building a house which is currently lying vacant. what is the normal time frame involved if there are no objections.
Thanks in advance for your help

Anonymous   11 November 2009 at 17:29

Domestic voilence

Dear sirs,
wat are the weakness of D.V ACT if we want to start against our brother in-law?

Anonymous   11 November 2009 at 17:14

relationship of employee&employer

DearSir
May i know wheather during pendency of approval application eployee& employer exsist ? Pl give judgment

Anonymous   11 November 2009 at 16:41

Diff Between POA and LOA

Dear Experts,

Can somebody detail me the difference between a Power of Attorney and a Letter of Authorization in its essence?

Thank you in advance.

Tipsy   11 November 2009 at 16:36

what is rate of stamp duty payable on bills of exchange ?

In Maharashtra what is rate of stamp duty on Bills of Exchange with a tenor of 365 days and value is Rs.10864000 ? what is mode of payment for duty paid, is it by sp adhesive stamp or franking where is it done in Mumbai, the Bill of Exchange is to be unsigned during franking ?

Sameer Kumar   11 November 2009 at 15:58

Durable power of attorney

My brother has given a durable power of attorney to my Aunt who lives in India , as he is an American citizen but of Indian origin (PIO), subsection vii of the PoA states -:
{Legal and administrative proceedings - to engage in any administrative or legal proceedings or lawsuits in connection with any matter herein}
we need to submit an application in the court that there are no legal heirs to our mothers assets apart from me and my brother , can my aunt sign this document on his behalf as she has his PoA or does it have to be signed by my brother?
will the courts accept the letter considering she holds his power of attorney to act on his behalf on legal matters ?
Thanks for your help

saumit joshi   11 November 2009 at 15:57

notice

please give me the Draft of notice regarding cancellation of Registered agreement to sale for the reason of consideration amount cheque bounced.

Anonymous   11 November 2009 at 15:17

wife not vacating from her father-in-laws house

im working abroad. i got real problems with my wife and have decided to get divorce. here are the highlights:

1. she lodged a case at the local police station on grounds of dowry torture.
2. I got anticipatory bail
3. I filed a petition for divorce on grounds of cruelty
3. She is currently staying at my fathers house (bought by him on his name)
4. She would not vacate the house
5. We received a court order - it says we should not interrupt her stay there

Now my question is this: is my father going to lose his property?

We've been married over the past 2 and a half years. She has been staying at my fathers house for the past one year. we got a child too. We are christians.

thank you