Mohit Attri (lawyer) 14 August 2008

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OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?

CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?

CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS

OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE....?

OFFICER: MP!!!

CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR..?

OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURED

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9 Replies

SANJAY DIXIT (Advocate) 14 August 2008

Nice Joke.
Thanks.

Srinivas.B.S.S.T ( Advocate) 14 August 2008

Nice joke sir your joke is MP Most Persuasive

Kiran Kumar (Lawyer) 15 August 2008

really MP........mat pucho

qarnic (student) 10 September 2008

wah

Shree. ( Advocate.) 10 September 2008

1.A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live.

"That's such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient.

"Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."

2. A young lawyer, in the process of opening a new private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients.

Upon seeing a man enter the lobby of his office, he immediately picked up his phone and spoke into it, "Eight hundred thousand dollars? You're kidding me. You're going to have to do better than that. Our bottom line for settlement is a million. Don't waste my time with anything less."

Slamming down the phone, he then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?"

"Nothing," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone.