Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.

Miss: wo kasay?

Bacha: jab phichli bar mom hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab dad admit hain…

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer,

at once.”

“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”...........

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Class: “At once!”. . . . . .;-)

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

Malik Murgiyo se-
“Agar tumne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara danapani
band”
Murgiya dar gayi. sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda
diya”
Malik – “tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya”
.
“Malik ye apke dar ki wajah se diya hai me to Murga hu”

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Some spelling corrections for you:

Refresh- Refrash

Crore- Karoor

Honeymoon- hanimon

sanjeev jee,

बिहार ड्रायभींग लायसन अप्लीकेसन फोरोम (Bihar Driving licence application form)

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(नोट - प्लीज डू नाट सुट द परसन एट द अप्लीकेसन काऊंटर बिकाज ही इज द वन हू गीब्ज द लायसन) (Note - Please Do not shoot the person at the application counter because he is the one who gives the licence)

(फार इन्सट्रक्सन्स सी बाटम अप्लीकेसन)(For instruction, see bottom application)

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1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no (Don't know)

(Check karet box) (Check the correct box)

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2. First name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no (Don't know)

(Check karet box) (Check the correct box)

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3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no (Don't know)

(Check karet box)

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4. Sex: ____ (Laloo) _____ (Rabri)

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

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6.Occupason:

(_) Dacoit (_) Rapeist (_) Kidanapper (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_)

Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

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7. Number of children libing (लीभींग) in the household: ___

8. Read #7 agen & anser here: ___

9. Mather name: ____________ _________ __

10. Phather Name: ____________ ________ (don't leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 ............ .. (Circle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow(yellow) (_) Berownish- ellow (brownish yellow) (_) Berown (brown) (_) Belack(black) (_) Other

-__________ Give egjhakt (exact) color

(Check karet box)

14. Ice seight (Eye sight):

(_) One Ice (eye)(2x1) (_) Two Ice (eye)(2x2) (_) Half blind (_) Day blind (_) Night blind (_) 4/4 (_)6/6

15.Your thumb imparesson (impression) :

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)


PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS (fingers) OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you don't have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.


NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.


WE ARE VARY ISTRICT (strict) ABOUT THIS