Response to a "Marriage Proposal" advertisement!

LMAO Di. Thanks.

@ shally karloopia, wait a min....

A letter of proposal to a Foreign Girl written with the aid of a dictionary.

Madam,

Most worthy of your estimation,
after a long consideration
and much meditation,
I have a strong inclination
to become your relation.

As to my educational qualification, 
it is no exaggeration
or fabrication,
that I have passed my matriculation,
no doubt without any hesitation
and very little concentrated preparation.

What you say to the solemnization 
of our marriage celebration
according to the population
of the present generation.

On your approbation
of this application,
I shall make preparation
to improve my situation,
and if such obligation
is worthy of consideration
and commiseration,
it will be an augmentation
of the joy and exultation
of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation
and with devotion.
I remain, A victim of your fascination.

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The Girl's Reply

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congaratulations
for your lengthy narration,
of course, full of affection,
aimed at an affliction
for a combination,
which on examination,
I find it a fine presentation
of your co-operation,

but your inclination
to become my relation
should embrace more qualification
so that you may reach high position.
You have passed the matriculation
just a mere examination
with little concentration
and preparartion.
What about my graduation
after much concentration
and botheration?

So improve your situation
in education
and make an application
by acquisition
of post graduation,
the minimum qualification
for the consideration
of our marriage celebration.

After your education,
attend the convocation
and before taking your photo for circulation,
undergo beautification.

Further, strict observation
of the following conditions
is the regulation
for determination
of our relation:

1. Consultation
with my parents before approaching for any connection.
2. Communication
of your confirmation
that you are not a victim of "any other" fascination,
3. Procreation 
must not be your recreation.

In anticipation
of solid action of continuation
of proper conversation.

I remain, Unaffected by your affection

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