PAtni pati se: Tum to kehte the ki shadi ki baad tum mujhe khub pyar karoge..."
Pati : Sorry yaar...Mujhe maalum nehi tha ki tumhari shaadi mujhe se hogi!!
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On wedding night..Dulha entering his room.Prayed "Oh God! Mujhe taaqat aur guidance do.
Dulhan boli, "taaqat ki dua maang lo, Guide mein kar doongi!"
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Santa whisky ka peg wife ko dete hue :"PEE ISKO"
Wife: CHHIIIIII!!!
Kitna kadva hain.?
Santa - Ab pata chala?
"Aur tu sochti hain ki main roz roz AISH karta hoon"!!
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BIWI: WO SAMNE SHARABI DEKH RAHE HO?5 SAAL PEHLE MAINE USE SHADI K LIYE INKAAR KIYA THA OR WOH AAJTAK PI RAHA HAIN!
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PATI: ITNA LAMBA CELEBRATION? ?? 
