He was a Good Man....
Never smoked,
never drank,
never bullied,
never bunked school/college/office,
never partied,
never lied,
never took what was not his,
never gossiped,
never procrastinated,
never flirted,
never had an affair.
But when he died,......
The Insurance Company refused the Claim.
They said.......
"He who never Lived,
can never Die" !!!!!