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Parthasarathi Loganathan (Advocate)     13 November 2010

Technical Imagination at its Best

ear Tech Support 

Last year I upgraded from 
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 

In addition, 
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as 
Romance 9.5 
and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as   NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0   and CRICKET 4.1 

Conversation 8.0 
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. simply crashes the system. 

Please note that I have tried running 
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do? 

Signed, 


Desperate 


DEAR DESPERATE 


First, keep in mind, 
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

Please enter command: 
ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed, 
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause 
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 
Please note that 
Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, 
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the 
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0 

In summary, 
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: 
Cooking 3.0 
and   Hot Looks 7.7. 

Good Luck! 


Tech Support



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 4 Replies

adv. rajeev ( rajoo ) (practicing advocate)     13 November 2010

tried to understand but I couldn'tI I

Arvind Singh Chauhan (advocate)     13 November 2010

Ha hahhh!  Sir you are the expert.

Why don't you help admin to improve LCI.

One more thing I have to urge that You have to help us if there is any problem on our system.

Please keep us acquainted with cyber laws.

Parthasarathi Loganathan (Advocate)     13 November 2010

I have proposed to put up a detailed System Analysis on this Website to Admin. I am confident to infuse more innovative technical aspects to this wonderful site. Hope LCI is listening.

Bhartiya No. 1 (Nationalist)     13 November 2010

Hoping LCI wold have listened.


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