There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
· He called everyone "brother"
· He liked Gospel
· He couldn't get a fair trial.
But there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish
· He went into His Father's business.
· He lived at home until he was 33.
· He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
· He talked with his hands.
· He had wine with every meal.
· He used olive oil.
But there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
· He never cut his hair.
· He walked around barefoot all the time.
· He started a new religion.
But there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
· He never got married.
· He was always telling stories.
· He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
· He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
· He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
· Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
