Santa- "Kal aapne apne bache ko bahut pita|
Aakhir aisi kya baat ho gayi thi usse?"
Banta- "Darhasal do din baad us badmaash ka
result nikalne waala hai aur mai aaj hi ek
mahine ke tour par jaa raha hu!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa- "Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti
hai ki kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab
maine usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband
kare to usi wakt paani garam kar diya|"
Banta- "Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?"
Santa- "Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Morning