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Jokes (un biased) - Bachelor Vs. Married

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

--Sam Kinison

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

--Anonymous

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

--Anonymous

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.

--Anonymous

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.

--Anonymous

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said," Some where I have never been!"
I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

--Anonymous

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

--Anonymous

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....."

--Anonymous
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."

--Anonymous

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… Cheers Bachelors…
… Life Happy For Ever Like A Bachelor…

-- By Anonymous

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Arup (UNEMPLOYED) 23 August 2010

Sorrows of bachelors can not be realised by a married one. Even the married man cannot remember the sarrows of his bachelor life, for which he comples to marry!

(Guest)

I found that none can give support like a wife do.

But, not the every woman have qualities to be a "Wife in its mean of better half" as now the state rules and so called faminists creating atmosphere of false concept of "Free Woman" as a result now The wife is not the better half but only few % in the life of husband and many parts percentage in others life and finally 0% in her own.

(Guest)

If I say honestly, I ever feel home sickness whenever I have go alone on DRF tours and feel absence of support & company of my wife even if I am surrounded with many DRF activists who are ever ready to make compliance of my words, I feel lonely. It is the essence of marriage in Indian concept which happens only in India.