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Gundlapallis (Advocate)     25 February 2010

Children's Letters to God

Kids are funny....... nobody can beat their ideas !

 

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Jane

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
Nan

Dear God,
Went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Neil

Dear God,
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him in anyway.
Your Friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Bruce

Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Denise

Dear God,
I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Sam

Dear God,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Ruth

Dear God,
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
Elliott

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan

Dear God,
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Rob

Dear God,
My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they?
Marsha

Dear God,
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
Mickey

Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Donna

Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Charles

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Eugene



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 7 Replies

Suchitra. S (Advocate)     25 February 2010

See the innocence..  thats what I like in children..  Good one..

Daksh (Student)     25 February 2010

Venkat,

As usual witty, innocent, mischievious and sweet as ever!

On My part I have come across the following innovative definations on "KISS".

Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of unis*xual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.

 

Keep up the good work going.  God Bless

Best Regards

Daksh

Gundlapallis (Advocate)     25 February 2010

Your passing of KISS round all the faculties of the University resulted  in distinctions, except the Engg dept., that's understandable.... poor engineers mechanical life... ! Gr8.

Swami Sadashiva Brahmendra Sar (Nil)     25 February 2010

"Ji karta hai mera fir se bachcha ban jaane ko.....!

.................................................................."

Kindly see my hindi poem on following link (I have not shown my real name there) :

https://ardhgaan.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_6755.html

Gundlapallis (Advocate)     26 February 2010

Sorry sir, I do not know Hindi.. i cannot understand. 

sreenath cochin (advocate)     26 February 2010

see the innocence

Sarvesh Kumar Sharma Advocate (Advocacy)     28 February 2010

                                                                                                                                                           


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