Cricketism: West Indies in India trap
-DR. ABDUL RUFF
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Aiming very high on fictitiously dubious methods, India plans its cricketism exercises in such ways as to some how climb on the bogus "rankings' and "records". After getting some lift form its English masters in terms of ranking and some records, India has began joint cricket exercises with west Indies while, a the same time, as usual, India strikes other economic deals with that nation to make the WI team play for promising if not promoting Indian fake image.
India strikes package deals with other teams for too many matches. With WI also India has made them agree for 5 long test series to be played without harming "India image". WI should let Indians shine and Indian crazy crowds shout loudly- not cry extra loud.
It seems there two important package deals India has, through the ICC, "stricken" with WI. the first is to help India go further in the bogus ICC rankings. Two, to help Indian most pampered cricketer Sachuin Tendulakr to some how obtain his last 100 plus denied for too long by the bowlers in recent times after having made him look taller than the Babri Mosque fame destructionist and another "strong" candidate for Pharatratna post, LK Advani. Tendualkar clams he can also entertain the crowd if the bowlers and fielders are kind to him, positive and offering balls for expansive shots.
These 5 tests means 10 matches mischievously called the innings, and Indian mafias, regime agents, shrewd guys from ministries of military, home, sports, etc expect the WI junior partners, apart form making many poor batboys of terror victim India shine beyond their capacity, also to offer one last 100 plus to Tendulakar.
However, WI boys have denied 100 plus to India's only Sachuin- does it mean Indian fixers have not stressed for that or WI bowlers are too annoyed with Tendulakar's false claims of being the superman batboy so openly?
But after sending Sachuin back to the pavilion sooner than he arrives, WI bowlers offer too many runs for the other batboys to shine too much to the annoyance and anger of only Tendulakr, who still refused to declare his innings in a decent manner without playing the usual Indian gimmicks.
And the top beneficiaries of the new development in Indo-foreign cricketism is promotion of batboys from South India region. Dravid and Laxman, for instance, are thus the lucky boys now to enjoy the courting of the foreign teams. Also captain Dhoni gets his pound of flesh chiefly because of his link with South Indian IPL- he is also the captain of Chennai IPL blackmoney team.
Why the South Indians are being pampered, and cricket is hampered, now in place of Sachuin? Answer looks simple. Is it because both the military and home ministers hail from South India? Or many other South Indians also are important today? (Obviously, not because of this writer Dr. Abdul Ruff who writes extensively on all subjects annoying all intelligence teams in the world, manly the Indo-US nuts, controlling the media of most Muslim nations also officially belongs to South India.
Since Dhoni a North Indian has become a favorite of foreign teams, it is quite possible that mafias that promote Sachuin might advise Tendulkar to shift from Mumbai team to Chennai team and get his quick runs as special gift. Clearly, bowlers are not going to offer him his last 100 plus. But will he listen to them, if not keen to call it day even after all this real reversals at the crease?
Oh, ya, about the fate of poor WI team trapped very negatively by Indian mafias. Now that WI have offered about 600 plus runs to India even though they would h have been happy with about 400 runs, now WI boys must learn how the Indian bowlers do their job in the field and apply them when they lay domestic cricket, if not in the next "innings"THEY ONLY AVID JUST APPEASE Indian OWNERS WHO MAKE THE PAYMENT BY HITTING EVERY BALL TO GENERATE INNER OR OUTER EDGES.
When WI BOWLERS AND FIELDERS PLAY LIKE TAMED INDIAN MONKEYS, India CAN MAKE EVEN 1000 RUNS.
India in the meantime must be looking around for new player teams for at least 10 tests, 15 ODIs and some T20s and Ct20s, etc for package deals.
And the cricket ICC would contact the concerned guys for neat pro-India "shows".
Millions of Indians starve. Many of them are living on the pavements of this terrocracy. A lot of blackmoney is being pumped into the cricketism exercises and India promotes all this.
د. عبد راف
Dr. Abdul Ruff, Specialist on State Terrorism; Educationalist;Chancellor-