1) To find a women you need time and money therefore:
WOMEN=TIME*MONEY
2)"time is money"so
TIME=MONEY
3)Therefore
WOMAN=MONEY*MONEY
then
WOMEN=(MONEY)2
4)Money is the root of all problems.
MONEY=_/PROBLEMS
5)Therefor
WOMAN=[ _/PROBLEMS ]2
sqr and root are cancel, then
WOMEN=PROBLEM
Hence Proved