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Parthasarathi Loganathan (Advocate) 18 November 2010

Smartness of Kids

K ids Are Always Quick

TEACHER:      Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:      Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:     K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:   No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:    What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:      Me!
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TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:         Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with " I "
MILLIE:        I is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:       All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:          No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's ... Did you copy his?
CLYDE :        No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher

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Adv Archana Deshmukh (Practicing Advocate) 18 November 2010

nice

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