MUG, T-Shirt aur i-pod doge kya? Ki free me quotes chahiye? Aur aapko quotes dene ke chakkar me main 63rd time fir se admin me baithe gurughantaalon ke dwara BAN kar diya gaya to uska kya?????????

Chalo ek quote machhali fansaane wali bansi ke gal me risk kelar lagaaye gaye kenchuye ki tarah ek baar de deta hoon yadi fans gaye to achchhi baat hai, so ye lo;

Koi “VYAKTI” mahaan naheen hota balki “MAHAAN” hoti hain “CHUNOUTIYAN” aur jo “VYAKTI” jitni “MAHAAN CHUNOUTI” sweekar kar ke us par safalta prapt karta hai wo utna “MAHAAN” ban sakta hai.

Chalo apna MUG, T-Shirt aur i-pod apne paas rakho lkin hmaari ek salaah maan lo Vakeel Baboo, wo ye ki sabse pahle apni photo badlo aur ahchhi si photo khinchao jisme chehra zara saaf-saaf nazar aaye, kyonki abhi jo photo hai usme aise lagte ho jaise koi criminal adaalat se kisi vakeel ka coat pahankar patli gali se bhag raha ho yaar......... Are Vakeel Baboo apni naheen to kam se kam hamaari izzat ki to fikar karo, wo kya hai ki hamko kisi se ye kahne me ghabraahat hoti hai ki aap hamaare dost ho, kyonki pata naheen log kya sochne lagen ki jise gyarah mulkon ki police dhoond rahi hai aur jo adaalat se is tarah patli gali se bhaag raha hai wo mera dost?? Are Bhaiya aapki dosti ke chakkar me kaheen log hamen bhi criminal na samazne lagen Vakeel Baabooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

" seeing the pending bill last 42 years, people is now on mood that - let the bill place before the perliament first,  then people will see what is the stand of our perliamenterians on the bill."

                                                                                                      --   PEOPLE OF INDIA

Ram saab,

jitni jaldi hoskega utni jaldi main aap ki salah ke mutabik najar aaunga!

bade samman ke saath aapko pranaam ki aapne mughe dost swikaara!

Are are are are.... Bhaiya ye to wohi baat ho gai ki "Miyan ke joote Miyan ke sar"..

Gal hamne aapki taraf fenka aur aap "Chikni Chupdi Ram-Dhun" sunakar hamen hi fansne ki koshish kar rahe ho?? Dekhiye Vakeel Baboo hamen ahchhi tarah pata hai ki "DESIRED RESULT IS YOUR STRENGTH" lekin ham aapki mithaai se fansne waale haneen hain.. Wo kya hai ki hamko to hamaari aalochnaayen sun ne ki aadat pad chuki hai aur usi me hamen maja bhi aata hai.. so meethi baaten hamen satark kar deti hain ki "kaahe bhaiya saamne waala itne pyar se batiya raha hai kaheen koi hamaara shikaar karne ki firaak me to naheen hai".

Khair ye sab to chalta rahega, ye lo doosra quote;

"MURGA NAHEEN BOLEGA TO KYA SOORAJ NAHEEN NIKLEGA?????.. YAH SOCHNA MURGE KI MOORKHTA HAI SO USE IS MOORKHTA ME LAGE RAHNE DO KYONKI SOORAJ TO ZAROOR NIKLEGA AUR APNE TIME PAR NIKLEGA"

Lekin dekho Bhaiya hamen ye sab free me dene me bahut ghaata ho raha hai Vakeel Baboo !!!!!

May you ever so high, still law is above you....

Mere a wrong step leads you towards wrong destinnation.

ram saab ,

sabeer das je ne kaha hai-

 asi baani boliye jo sabse jhgra hoye,

parusse kuch mat  boliye jo tughse tagda hoye!

Achchha to aisi baat hai aap hamen apne tagada hone ki dhous dikha rahe hain? Thik hai to fir chalo ho jaaye do do haath, abhi pata chal jaayega ki aap kitne tagade ho? Thik hai? To lo sambhalo;

"Gyaani se Gyaani milen to hoyen do do baaten..!

Aur Gadahe se Gadaha milen to hoyen do do laaten..!!"

Aur yadi itne me dimag thanda naheen hua ho to ham abhi kaam par laga dete hain Pandit AbhayPanchamvedi ko !! kahiye bhejoon unhen is thread par? Lekin unke aane se admin me baithe Guu-ghantaalon ke pet me fir pechis ho jaayegi Bhaai....

Achievement does not arise from peace & pleasure. It's the result of pain, patience, & prayer.

ALL TRUTH PASSES THROUGH THREE STAGES. FIRST, IT IS RIDICULED. SECOND, IT IS VIOLENTLY OPPOSED. THIRD, IT IS ACCEPTED AS BEING SELF-EVIDENT.

Life is too short. Always tell your friends and family you love them, because sometimes you just never know.

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, remember that God has given you a thousand reasons to smile.Have faith in a god.

The spiritual meaning of love is measured by what it can do. Love is meant to heal. Love is meant to bring us closer to God.

The best way to love a woman is not only by being her 'boy' friend, but also her 'best' friend.

And Lastly,It's easy to give advice about people's problem, but it wouldn't be that easy when the problem is yours.

Sarveshji, pl post here "YAKSHAPRASHNAs" which the YAKCHHA asked from YUDHISHTHIR.

Ram saab'

here is yaksha prashana- uttra.

What is weightier than earth?     Mother
What is taller than the sky?     Father
What is faster than the wind?     Mind
What is more numerous than grass?     Thoughts

…

What treasure is the best?     Skill
What wealth is the best?     Education
What is the greatest gain?     Health
And the greatest happiness?     Contentment

one more question yaksha forget to ask from great udhisthra

is

when mr. Ram samudre will meet to mr. sarvesh in person?

If your eyes are positive you would like all the people in the world.
But if your tongue is positive all the people in the world like you.

Life is like a coin. Pleasure and Pain are the two sides.

Only one side is visible at a time. But remember other side is also waiting for its turn.

What's greater then mom's love?
Which pillow is better than Mom lap?
Which company's better then friends?
There are some things in life with no substitutes.
Love them forever.

“If you have a good name, if you are more often right than you

are wrong, if your children respect you, if your grandchildren are

glad to see you, if your friends can count on you and you can

count on them in time of trouble, if you can face God and say “I

have done my best,” then you are a success.”

 “I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the

formula for failure – which is, try to please everybody.”

 “Success is the result of good judgment, good judgment is a result

of experience, experience is often the result of bad judgment.”

 “Be ready when opportunity comes... Luck is the time when

preparation and opportunity meet.”

 “Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think

not about your frustrations, but about your unfilled potential.

Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in, but with

what it is still possible for you to do.”

 “If you want to succeed in your life, remember this phrase: The

past does not equal the future. Because you failed yesterday; or all

day today; or a moment ago; or for the last six months; the last

sixteen years; or the last fifty years of life, doesn’t mean anything...

All that matters is: What are you going to do, right now?”

 “I know the price of success: dedication, hard work and

unremitting devotion to the things you want to see happen.”

 “For true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why

not? Why not me? Why not now?”

 “Thirteen virtues necessary for true success: temperance, silence,

order, resolution, frugality, industry, sincerity, justice, moderation,

cleanliness, tranquility, chastity, and humility.”

 “The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his

opportunity when it comes.”

 “Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.”

 “The only certain means of success is to render more and better

service than is expected of you, no matter what your task may

be.”

 “The vision to see, the faith to believe, and the will to do will take

you anywhere you want to go.”

 “To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people

and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest

critics and endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate

beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better

whether by a healthy child, or a garden patch or a redeemed

social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier

because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”

 “Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of selfsatisfaction

in knowing you did your best to become the best you

are capable of becoming.”

 “For true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why

not? Why not me? Why not now?”

 “The measure of success is not whether you have a tough

problem to deal with, but whether it’s the same problem you had

last year.”

 “Give the world the best you have, and the best will come to

you.”

 “Not in time, place, or circumstance, but in the man lies success.”

 “It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but

the best, you very often get it.”

 “The man who has done his level best, and who is conscious that

he has done his best, is a success, even though the world may

write him down a failure.”

 “What is the recipe for successful achievement? To my mind

there are just four essential ingredients: Choose a career you

love, give it the best there is in you, seize your opportunities, and

be a member of the team.”

 “Put your heart, mind, intellect and soul even to your smallest

acts. That is the secret to success.”

 “The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the

most possible out of the stuff that has been given him. This is

success, and there is no other.”

 “To be successful, the first thing to do is to fall in love with your

work.”

 “Success is that old ABC – ability, breaks, and courage.”

 “To be successful you have to be selfish, or else you never

achieve. And once you get to your highest level, then you have to

be unselfish. Stay reachable. Stay in touch. Don’t isolate.”

 “People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking

that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they

have the first secret of success.”

 “Success consists in the climb.”

 “The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the

most possible out of the stuff that has been given him. This is

success, and there is no other.”

 “Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is

more important than any other one thing.”

 “No man will succeed unless he is ready to face and overcome

difficulties and prepared to assume responsibilities.”

 “There are countless ways of achieving greatness, but any road to

achieving one’s maximum potential must be built on a bedrock of

respect for the individual, a commitment to excellence, and a

rejection of mediocrity.”

 “There are no secrets to success. Don’t waste time looking for

them. Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from

failure, loyalty to those for whom you work, and persistence.”

“Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success.”

 “High achievers spot rich opportunities swiftly, make big decisions

quickly and move into action immediately. Follow these principles

and you can make your dreams come true.”

 “The secret to success is constancy to purpose.”

 “Patience and tenacity of purpose are worth more than twice

their weight of cleverness.”

 “Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is

more important than any other one thing.”

 “Success is a journey, not a destination.”

 “Success is living up to your potential. That’s all. Wake up with a

smile and go after life... Live it, enjoy it, taste it, smell it, feel it.”

 “Give the world the best you have, and the best will come to

you.”

 “If everything seems to be under control, you’re just not going

fast enough.”

 “The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”

 “Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement.”

 “Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that will be happy to live

with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny;

inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement.”

 “Winning isn’t everything. Wanting to win is.”

 “Accept the challenges, so you may feel the exhilaration of

victory.”

 “Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”

 “The ambitious climbs high and perilous stairs and never cares

how long to come down; the desire of rising hath swallowed up

his fear of a fall.”

 “Cherish your vision and your dreams as they are the children of

your soul; the blue prints of your ultimate achievements.”

 “If man hasn’t discovered that he will die for, he isn’t fit to live.”

Best Regards

Daksh