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An Interview of  Santa Singh

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcriptt :

Officer : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites
Santa Singh : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

Officer :  Above
Santa Singh :  Below

Officer : Front
Santa Singh :  Back

Officer : Left
Santa Singh :  Right

Officer : Male
Santa Singh :  Female

Officer : Ugly (It means Next in Punjabi)
Santa Singh :  Pichhly (It means Previous in Punjabi)

Officer : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
Santa Singh :  Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)

Officer : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
Santa Singh :  P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y...... (Our sardar also shouts)

Officer is now angry.

Officer : Get out
Santa Singh :  Come in.

Officer : Quiet please.
Santa Singh :  Talk please.

Officer : You are rejected.
Santa Singh :  I am selected ........

 ....... and This is how Santa Singh got his job.

Sarvesh!...... Sarvesh!....... Sarvesh!........ ha....ha.....ha.....ha...ha....

ramayan is nothing but all about

 "females  ke pechhe  that laso in jungle"

ravan apni ko chodkar sita ke pechhe

laxman apni se door jungle be bhatak raha

ravan's  sister surpanaka laxsman ke pechee 

sale DASRATH ke pecche teen raniya

or hunuman kishi aour ke bivi  ke pechhe apni ponch me aag laga kar pore jungle me goom raha

Sardar apne sar ko pani me dubo raha tha..

wife ne poochha- kya hua??

Sardar - dimaag chalta nahi hai!!

bibi - to pani me kyon duba raha hai??

Sardar - Dekh raha hu kahin panchar to nahi ho gaya hai @@@

Akabar - Mujhse wada kar teri beebee ko pahle kiiss main karoonga##

Birbal - Wada hai Wada hujoor per meri bhi ek shart hai!!!

Akabar - Bol $$

Birbal - Shaadi aapki bahan se karoonga  >>

Rishton ki pahachaan %%%%

1- Aulaaad  ++++ Budhape me!!

2- Dost ++++ musibat me  and

3- Girlfriend +++ Gareebi me!!

Baap - Exams me fir fail hua to mujhe papa mat kahana +++

After Exams:::;

Baap - How's result??

Son - Dimaag ka Dahi mat kar Babulal tumne baap hone ka haq kho diya hai..

Toilet me likha tha " Duniya chaand pe pahunch gayee aur tum abhi yahin baithe ho?"\

Sardar ne neeche likha " bas dho ke jaa raha hu, wahan kahin pani mile na mile@@"

25 sardaar train ke peeche peeche bhag rahe the unme se 24 chadh gaye.

yatriyon ne kaha well done sardaron welldone@@

24 sardar bole - kya khhak welldone, jaana to us 25ve ko tha, hum to use chadhane aaye the@@@

Ek wo wala joke post karu kya - EK PANDIT JI APNE MANDIR ME CHORI KAR RAHE THE AUR UNKI ANKH FOOT GAI?

Aur doosra joke jisme EK MISHRAJEE MUMBAI ME CRICKET DEKH RAHE THE AUR EK PAKISTANI BATSMAN NE CHHAKKA MARRA TO CHILLAYE WAAH WAAH TO KISI NE PEECHHE SE KAHA ARE MISHRAJEE BAITH JAAO???

 kabhi kisi i d se post to kabhi kisi i d se!

ye farjee i d ka kel na kelo ,

apni original aukaat main aao mr. Ram!

 FISKI FOOTI WO KAANA PANDIT!

PANDIT ABHAY KI FOTO BHI KAANE KI HAI!

ACHAA APNI JOKE POST KARNA CHAHATE HO,

KARO KARO JAROOR KARO!

KANE PANDIT WAALI JOKE POST WAH WAH PAHLE SE HI WAH ..............................

Ye dekho Bhaiya tumhari ASLI AUKAAT

16 February 2011, 23:41

Pandit Abhay Panchamvedi *LG* VC/Panchamved Open University *love gure* [Enjoy KAVI SAMMELAN & MUSHAAYARA in my profile] [ Scorecard : 555]

Dear Sarvesh Kumar Sharma, None other is your enemy but the conduct of you people are your enemy. I gave you respect, see the initial posting of this thread, but you people have no self-respect. None other is hunting you but your conduct is became the reason of your this condition and position.  Do you people talk with your Bahana like this?   Originally posted by :sarvesh k sharma .0-9837271758 " theek hai  munni bahan  lag hi gya smjho "       Originally posted by :sarvesh k sharma .0-9837271758 " lage lage jab dard mahsoos ho , to bata dena hatta lunga.. "   Is this you people learned from Ram, Krishna, Ramayan, Geeta, Ved, Upnishad? Yourself shown your education and culture, none other. I hope you people will ever remain like this.

AUR YE RAHA WO AAINA JISME AAP APNI ASLI AUKAAT DEKH SAKTE HAIN;

https://www.lawyersclubindia.com/forum/This-thread-for-KAVI-SAMMELAN-and-MUSHAAYARA-31950.asp

TABIYAT NA BHARI HO TO AUR BHI KHAJAANA HAI HAMAARE PAAS JISME AAPKI ASLI AUKAAT KE NAMOONE BHARE PADE HAIN.