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APNI AANKH PHODO AUR SAKCHHAT DARSHAN KARO
Kya hua, ki ek gaon me mandir me ek ponga pandit pujaari bana baitha tha. Ek din wo raat me mandir ki daan peti me se chori kar raha tha. Usi samay Ganpati ka chhota sa vaahan uske pair ke oopar se hokar bhaaga. Wo ponga pandit darkar uchhla aur gir pada. Uski aankh daan peti ke kinaare takarakar foot gai. Wo bechaara dhoort dar gaya ki ab sabere gaon waale poochhenge ki Mahaaraj ye aankh kaise foot gai to main kya jawaab doonga? Meri chori ki pol khul jaayegi anu sab mu “KAANA BAAMAN-KAANA BAAMAN” kahkar chidhaayenge. So usne kuchh anaap shanaap chillana shuru kar diya “MUZE BHAGWAAN NE DARSHAN DIYE.. MUZE BHAGWAAN NE DARSHAN DIYE…”.
Uski notanki ki awaaz sunkar gaon wale doude chale aaye, “KAHAN HIAN BHAGWAAN?.. KAHAN HAIN BHAGWAAN???..”. To us dhoort moorkh ne jawaab diya- “BHAGWAAN NE MUZE SAPNE ME AAKAR KAHA KI YADI MAIN APNI EK AANKH PHOD LOON TO WO MUZE DARSHAN DENGE SO MAINE APNI EK AANKH PHOD LI. YADI KISI KO BHAGWAN KE SAKCHHAAT DARSHAN KARNA HAI WO APNI AANKH PHOD LE..”.
Khair tab to sabhi apne-apne ghar chale gaye. Lekin thodi der baad ek bhola bhala admi aaya aur usne us ponga pandit se poochha ki “YADI MAIN BHI APNI EK AANKH PHOD LOON TO KYA MUZE BHI BHAGWAN DARSHAN DENGE?..”. Ab wo ponga pandit to yahi chahta that so usne kaha “JAJMAAN MUZ PAR BHAROSA KARO MAIN TO SARVGYANI HOON SAARE VED PURAAN RAMAYAN GEETA UPNISHAD KA PRAKAND PANDIT HOON MAIN. MUZ PAR AVISHWAS KAROGE TO TUMHEN GHOR PAAP LAGELA MOORKH..”.
Wo bechaara bhola admi uski dhoort ki baaton me aa gaya so usne us ponga pandit se kaha- “THIK HAI MAHARAAJ AAP MERI AANKH PHOD DO..?. Bas, us dhoort ki scheme kaam kar gai, so usne garam lohe par chot maar di aur us bechare ki ek aankh phod di. Pahle to bechara bhola admi bahut dard se tadpa liken fir usne us ponga pandit se poochha-“KAHAN HAIN BHAGWAAN?.. So us ponga pandit ne jawaab diya-“ARE MOORKH ! LAGTA HAI TOONE PICHHALE JANAM ME BAHUT PAAP KIYE HAIN.. BRAHMANON KI SEWA NAHEEN KI HOGI.. ISLIYE BHAGWAAN TUZSE NAARAAZ HAIN..”.
Us ponga pandit ki baat sunkar wo bechara rone laga ki ab mai kaana ho gaya log muze kaana-kaana kahkar chidhayenge. To us ponga pandit ne use salaah di-“DEKH ! TOO BHI KAANA AUR MAI BHI KAANA, SO AISA KARTE HAIN.. AB HAM DONO MILKAR SABSE KAHENGE KI HAMNE APNI AANKH PHOD LI TO BHAGWAN NE HAMEN DARSHAN DIYE. IS TARAH HAM MILKAR SABKO BARGALAAYENGE. DHEERE-DHEERE SAB KAANE HO JAAYENGE TO FIR HAMEN KOI NAHEEN CHIDHAAYEGA..BOLO KYA BOLTE HO?..”
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